Wednesday, July 9, 2008

The Worst Parts - Part 2

So, I just thought of something that I must add to my list of the worst parts of being overweight. It's something that is SOOO embarrassing and at some points made me feel like less of a woman. Prepare yourself - this is a bit graphic.

The first time I couldn't reach over my stomach to put in a tampon. Sitting down, at least. I've had my period since I was 11, so I've used many a tampon. When I was 20 years old, I realized I could no longer put in a tampon sitting down. I couldn't reach the neccessary anatomical parts over my stomach. From then on, I had to stand up, put one foot on the toilet seat and struggle to get it in with one hand. No way I could use both of my hands - my stomach was too big for that. Even though no one witnesses this, it doesn't make it any less embarrassing that I couldn't reach over my own stomach.

I am happy to report that while I still have to stand up, I can now almost use both of my hands.

I know. This post was gross. I'm sorry. If it offended you, I apologize, but I did warn you. :)

2 comments:

mona-camille said...

Oh I love it love it love it Alana!!! Well, the part about you being able to admit it, because I know right where you are coming from. Another horribly embarrassing moment is trying to wipe your butt!! Not easy when you are fat. It's only recently gotten a little easier for me, LOL!!!! Oh, and putting socks on? Forget it!

Val L said...

Oh Alana! Been there done that! My other thought was when going for surgery, they wanted me to use a suppository... Yeah, how was I going to do that????
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